Friday, 9 March 2012

Update on our position in life at the moment

HEy guyz - ClubMaestro and CoolSkips here, back from the grave heha

So, uh, here we are... chilling at our friends house, CRAYFISH999 at we are having a rocking tym! We are just chillaxing and listen to our new fav musician.. TYLER DRAKE! He is one of the most musically talented peeps i have eva met in my lyf! Sheesh! *amazed face*

We will be in production of some new movies/vids that will be released late tomoro or next week on this blog right here. Get ready to put those laughing hats on because these vids will be a blast! Woo! lol

*just a shout out to our #1 fan.....FATIMA! Yes yoou! You know who you are, if you are reading this just shout out the closest window: "CLUB & COOL for lyyyff!!!'" P.S fatima take some notes down on Tyler Draks type of girl ;)

#luvtylerdrake

~...and LUV YOU GUYZ~

Tyler Drake's type of girll

Hey guys. Just found out about this singer his name is Tyler Drake he is new to the game so just give him some attention and applause. In this vid he is just basically talking about his type of girl like his soul mate or maybe not that serious hehehe I wouldn't know

Thursday, 8 March 2012

Just Beast It

"Just Beast It"

Just a shout out..

Heres a personal message from ClubMaestro to Milan (Our top commenter!):

"Hey Milan - you are appreciated ! We love your classic comments ! tell your sis i say hi x"

Luv Ya'll!

hehe vid

Hey guys this is just a funny video i found hahaha MUST SEE this year !!! hehe

The real deal(THE BOYZ)****

Hey guys its your one and only Clubs here!

Here is a undercover ph0t0 of Clubs (left) Skips (reg) just to put faces to the namez.

Dear CRAYFISH(((999))) just some constructive crit, GET YOUR SPELLING RIGHT. SO many flippen spelling errors there man! You must proove your intelllect if you wana join the gang dude. You know how the saying goes: "You wana join them? Gotta spell better!"

Luv and Happiness xoxo Gossip Girl you know you love me

Prezzy

hey guys, found this cool pic of a chameleon hehe I (SKIPS) luv chameleons <3

TRAINING (GUEST)

HEY Y'ALL. GUEST BLOGGERER HERE, AKA ((((CRAYFISH12345)))). HOPE U GUYS HAVING A GOOD WEEK, IT'S SORT OF ALMOST OVER WHICH IS KIFF. ANYWAY I WAS ON THE TRAIN COUPLE WEEKS AGO AND THIS WOMAN WAS LOOKING AT ME STRANGE COZ I WAS FUCKIN STANDINNG ON THE SEAT TO LET PEOPLE WALK BY. SHE THEN PROCEEDED TO TELL HER FRIEND THAT SHE WAS SURPRISED BY MY BEHAVIOUR. THEN WHEN SHE GOT OUT OF THE TRAIN SHE TOLD ME TO MOVE MY BAG WHICH WAS NOT IN HER WAY AT ALL AND I WAS A BIT ANGRY WITH HER COZ SHE HAD BIN STARING AT ME 24/7, OR RATHER FOR THE WHOLE TRAING RIDE =)). I SAID "CAN'T U JUST STEP OVER MY BAGZ? THEY R NOT IN UR WAY". SO U WILL HAVE 2 GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT. SHE HIT ME ON MY SHOULDER AND CALLED ME CHEEKY. IT WAS NOT SORE BUT STILL FUCK DAT BITCH! COMON! YEA....
CRAYFISH OWT! MUDAFUKASZZ!

GUEST BLOGGER!!!!!!?!!!!!

K guys so today we have a very extra special surprise hehe. One of our very good best friends has offered to do a special post as a GUEST BLOGGAH!!!11one!!! He is very funny, ask anyone in GLENCAIRN hehe they will tell you he is very funny and fubby for sure sure hehe. So don't let me keep you from it, here we go yeah..........................

Soldiers of love

Skips here again. Hope you guys are doing well, havent seen you since KKNK haha hehe. So what is this post about? You may be thinking that. What is this post about? Well, I'll tell you. It is basically a post letting everyone know that CLUBMAESTRO and COOLSKIPS are here to stay. I dont think we have any haters yet but even if we do we will still go strong and blog all the time even if one of us dies. That's not even a lie, for reals guys hehe no but I'm talking real truth here. So to anyone planning on putting any road blocks on the clubncool road highway to the path of existential greatness, I hope you have lots of friends because we are very popular we have at least 70000 friends hehe. We will always win. But enough of that badass stuff. Me and Clubs are just chilling in the matric room. Just voted for matric hoodie styles. GREY NO ZIP won by almost 1000 votes hehe. Can't wait to get my hoodie hehe I'm so excited <3

LOVE YOU GUYZZ

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

Diss Your Enemy 101 Breakdown: Section 1: "Attack The Heart First."

Yoh guys its Clu-Clu-Clubs Hierso again!

Just a quick diss/cuss/wys for you to use against you main arch enemy next time you see him/her:

"Do you wanna lose 10kg of ugly fat? Oh then cut off your head."

Its what i say ;) peace guyz

2nd or 3rd?

Hey Guys - Its your fave Clubs hierso! 

So basically there was a big condundrum with this post... i posted a post - then - Skips comes along with all his snazzy CTRL + C and such and manages to delete the flipping thing! So here i am redo-ing the original 2nd post, technically the third post, once again.. Sheeeesh! FML awe. but anywayz Lol! So basically the blog is going well and things are flowing well and alles is going according to the original plot. Tehehe!

P.S: Remember! Skips and Clubs luv ya!

P.S.S: there will be pics and such uploaded in a future and currently un-decided date.

Intro

*Hey guysz, Skips here

so this is our 1st post. am so exsiited. Me and clubmaestro desided to stArt ths blog to jus talk about our stuff lyk life and fun stuf. we hav fun all the time and just r regulr guyz in evryday lifetimes. ppl @ scool say we r pritty funny and they like you should start a blog haha so we just did it today in english class haha. mam said noah and desmind ar her favrit students me and maestro were laffin coz brommers had a squashy banana in his bag evry1 wz laffin haha. brommers is very funi. Well i just hope u guysz enjoy this blog and dont 4get to follow us coz it will definitly b fun for u guysz. we will also hav guest bloggers sumtyms like my one funny funny friend sumtymz known as CRAYFISH(((999)))) haha he is bezt, peace out guysz love u lotz mwah xxx